Taylor Swift Actually Romantic，有種 Karma 感！這首歌就是 Swift 式的黑色幽默 diss track，把惡意「戀愛化」，玩成一首 campy（浮誇、戲謔）的流行歌，好像這些像吉娃娃（toy chihuahua）的仇敵其實是深愛著她 xd 讓我們一起聽聽這首歌的中英歌詞吧！
Taylor Swift – Actually Romantic 聆聽
Taylor Swift – Actually Romantic 中文歌詞
[Verse 1]
I heard you call me “Boring Barbie” when the coke’s got you brave
我聽見你嗆我「無聊芭比」，因為吸了古柯鹼才有膽子
High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me
你還跟我前任擊掌，說很高興他對我搞消失
Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
寫歌罵我，說看見我的臉就想吐
Some people might be offended
有些人可能會被你氣壞
[Chorus]
But it’s actually sweet
但其實這很甜
All the time you’ve spent on me
你花了這麼多時間在我身上
It’s honestly wild
真的太瘋狂
All the effort you’ve put in
你花的那些心力
It’s actually romantic
其實挺浪漫的
I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
我真的得佩服你，喔
No man has ever loved me like you do
沒有人像你這樣「愛」過我
[Verse 2]
Hadn’t thought of you in a long time
我早就沒想過你了
But you keep sending me funny valentines
但你卻一直寄那些奇怪的情人節卡給我
And I know you think it comes off vicious
我知道你以為那樣顯得惡毒
But it’s precious, adorable
可是在我看來又蠢又可愛
Like a toy chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse
就像包包裡的小吉娃娃對著我狂叫
That’s how much it hurts
說明它其實傷不了我什麼
How many times has your boyfriend said
你男友到底問過幾次
“Why are we always talking ’bout her?”
「為什麼我們總是在聊她？」
[Chorus]
It’s actually sweet
但其實這很甜
All the time you’ve spent on me
你花了這麼多時間在我身上
It’s honestly wild
真的太瘋狂
All the effort you’ve put in
你花的那些心力
It’s actually romantic
其實挺浪漫的
I really gotta hand it to you, ooh
我真的得佩服你，喔
No man has ever loved me like you do
沒有人像你這樣「愛」過我
[Bridge]
You think I’m tacky, baby
你覺得我很俗氣，寶貝
Stop talking dirty to me
別再對我講那些髒話了
It sounded nasty, but it feels like you’re flirting with me
聽起來很下流，但感覺更像在跟我調情
I mind my business, God’s my witness that I don’t provoke it
我只是過好自己的日子，上天作證我沒有挑釁你
It’s kind of making me wet (Oh)
但這些其實還讓我有點心癢（喔）
[Chorus]
‘Cause it’s actually sweet
因為其實這很甜
All the time you’ve spent on me (Ah)
你花了這麼多時間在我身上（啊）
It’s honestly lovely
真的挺可愛的
All the effort you’ve put in (Ah)
你傾注的那些心力（啊）
It’s actually romantic
其實挺浪漫的
Really gotta hand it to you, to you
真的得佩服你，真的
No man has ever loved me like you do
沒有人像你這樣「愛」過我
[Outro]
It’s actually romantic (You’ve just given me so much attention; la-la-la-la)
這其實很浪漫（你給了我這麼多關注；啦啦啦啦）
It’s actually romantic
真的很浪漫
(It’s so) Shoo-wop-bop, romantic
（就是這樣）shoo-wop-bop，好浪漫
非常謝謝你的閱讀，這裡是 RosyArts。
